Dear Korean,
I'm a white boy dating a fabulous Korean girl. She calls me "Oppa" in a exaggerated whiny voice when she wants to annoy me. I need to get her back... any advice on how to annoy this girl? Nothing seems to work.
White Men Can't Tease Korean Girls
Dear WMCTKG,
Tell her you will call her parents and tell them she is dating a white guy. That'll straighten her up real fast.
Readers, any other ideas? Please be funny, not offensive.
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Ajummmaaa...
ReplyDeleteEither that or enjoy your American beef burger...
Make a comment on the size of other womens boobs while you're out. That get them no matter where they're from.
LOL.
1. Hang out with older Korean guys
ReplyDelete2. Call them "hyung"
3. Constantly refer to them as ___ hyung in conversation with her
Easy: Simply ask for 밥, 국, 김치, and 삼겹살 at every meal, like most Korean ajusshis I know.
ReplyDeleteSay something about how kimchi smells bad. ;)
ReplyDeleteIf she wears luxury name items (Burberry, Gucci, Coach, etc) tell her you're impressed at how her knockoffs look almost like the real thing. :)
ReplyDeleteJane wins
ReplyDeleteTell her her legs look like big 무우.
ReplyDeleteTell her to say "Won't." Worked for me.
ReplyDeleteGive a piece of candy. That's what I always give to a whining child.
ReplyDeleteIf she's Korean American, tell her about your previous girlfriends, Yuki, Liling, Kumiko, and Joo Hee.
ReplyDeleteIf she's Korean Korean, tell her you really like her tan.
Call her Jib Saram... My wife doesn't like it. You can also try Ajuma.
ReplyDeleteHer: Oppaaaaa
ReplyDeleteYou: Eggie yaaaaaaaaa
Noona - I saw a drunk guy get screamed at for calling a server this. She was livid. This was in Hongdae a few years back. She told him in Korean that she was only 20 and he was much older than that.
ReplyDeleteTell her she's fat. You want to play mind games with a Korean American gal? Go to:
ReplyDeletehttp://stuffkoreanmomslike.blogspot.com/
he should say to her, "Why can't you be more like Koo Hara?!"
ReplyDeleteIf she's Korean Korean, tell her you really like her tan.
ReplyDeleteAs a naturally tanned American, you Koreans have to understand that if you consider darker skin to be an "insult," it goes both ways - don't get offended when we talk about how ugly typical Korean features are - flat nose, small eyes, big face. It seems that Koreans acknowledge that pale skin is super prized in their community but don't seem to really call anyone out on it or do anything about it. Well, you can't have it both ways - don't get upset when we talk about your unattractive features and don't tell our friends that it is wrong when they laugh.