tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post8540574489858823568..comments2024-03-26T03:31:06.199-04:00Comments on Ask a Korean!: Ask a Korean! Wiki: How to Tease a Korean WomanT.K. (Ask a Korean!)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07663422474464557214noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-33829069861792406522010-03-24T11:57:45.003-04:002010-03-24T11:57:45.003-04:00If she's Korean Korean, tell her you really li...<i>If she's Korean Korean, tell her you really like her tan.</i><br /><br />As a naturally tanned American, you Koreans have to understand that if you consider darker skin to be an "insult," it goes both ways - don't get offended when we talk about how ugly typical Korean features are - flat nose, small eyes, big face. It seems that Koreans acknowledge that pale skin is super prized in their community but don't seem to really call anyone out on it or do anything about it. Well, you can't have it both ways - don't get upset when we talk about your unattractive features and don't tell our friends that it is wrong when they laugh.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09762209163242531790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-19562390689736759082010-03-20T10:50:45.314-04:002010-03-20T10:50:45.314-04:00he should say to her, "Why can't you be m...he should say to her, "Why can't you be more like Koo Hara?!"caldeverahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02405785155093250898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-44206740862883978542010-03-19T15:52:02.051-04:002010-03-19T15:52:02.051-04:00Tell her she's fat. You want to play mind gam...Tell her she's fat. You want to play mind games with a Korean American gal? Go to:<br /><br />http://stuffkoreanmomslike.blogspot.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-47290911322516962852010-03-19T11:33:35.570-04:002010-03-19T11:33:35.570-04:00Noona - I saw a drunk guy get screamed at for call...Noona - I saw a drunk guy get screamed at for calling a server this. She was livid. This was in Hongdae a few years back. She told him in Korean that she was only 20 and he was much older than that.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04331460448945226008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-59886031388171535812010-03-18T14:51:51.556-04:002010-03-18T14:51:51.556-04:00Her: Oppaaaaa
You: Eggie yaaaaaaaaaHer: Oppaaaaa<br /><br />You: Eggie yaaaaaaaaaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-90761008761346476152010-03-18T07:32:42.216-04:002010-03-18T07:32:42.216-04:00Call her Jib Saram... My wife doesn't like it....Call her Jib Saram... My wife doesn't like it. You can also try Ajuma.telloshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04189588012484710885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-47732829948569542772010-03-18T03:14:31.943-04:002010-03-18T03:14:31.943-04:00If she's Korean American, tell her about your ...If she's Korean American, tell her about your previous girlfriends, Yuki, Liling, Kumiko, and Joo Hee. <br /><br />If she's Korean Korean, tell her you really like her tan.Jakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09847741753621728732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-88938535608039222022010-03-17T23:21:34.557-04:002010-03-17T23:21:34.557-04:00Give a piece of candy. That's what I always gi...Give a piece of candy. That's what I always give to a whining child.ZenKimchihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00081373174186807282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-30312006507190684382010-03-17T17:20:47.303-04:002010-03-17T17:20:47.303-04:00Tell her to say "Won't." Worked for...Tell her to say "Won't." Worked for me.Mr. Navenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13839550998838336458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-68039577750714722372010-03-17T16:37:12.044-04:002010-03-17T16:37:12.044-04:00Tell her her legs look like big 무우.Tell her her legs look like big 무우.kimchikrauthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976003129980874799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-75641514087692953242010-03-17T16:20:59.901-04:002010-03-17T16:20:59.901-04:00Jane winsJane winsCalvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11110001668421860209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-34071761902104998612010-03-17T15:54:22.796-04:002010-03-17T15:54:22.796-04:00If she wears luxury name items (Burberry, Gucci, C...If she wears luxury name items (Burberry, Gucci, Coach, etc) tell her you're impressed at how her knockoffs look almost like the real thing. :)Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14478700372700836574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-72455183433467644062010-03-17T13:21:44.055-04:002010-03-17T13:21:44.055-04:00Say something about how kimchi smells bad. ;)Say something about how kimchi smells bad. ;)Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16858824950570845790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-52199109435554667762010-03-17T12:17:00.109-04:002010-03-17T12:17:00.109-04:00Easy: Simply ask for 밥, 국, 김치, and 삼겹살 at every me...Easy: Simply ask for 밥, 국, 김치, and 삼겹살 at every meal, like most Korean ajusshis I know.I am, therefore I think.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03036468014467526897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-6150236936930687022010-03-17T11:50:59.465-04:002010-03-17T11:50:59.465-04:001. Hang out with older Korean guys
2. Call them &q...1. Hang out with older Korean guys<br />2. Call them "hyung"<br />3. Constantly refer to them as ___ hyung in conversation with herUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06325103055090878479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405856.post-36308076917389450752010-03-17T11:21:01.563-04:002010-03-17T11:21:01.563-04:00Ajummmaaa...
Either that or enjoy your American b...Ajummmaaa...<br /><br />Either that or enjoy your American beef burger...<br /><br />Make a comment on the size of other womens boobs while you're out. That get them no matter where they're from.<br /><br />LOL.Chris in South Koreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07114300133329984235noreply@blogger.com