The Korean is not a vain person, so he does not Google himself or any of his pass-time. But every so often he indulges, so he googled "Ask A Korean". Imagine his shock and amusement when he saw this shit: www.askakorean.com.
$29 per question?! You would be better off spending that money on Miss Cleo! And the Korean loves their disclaimer:
Our answer to your question will not involve significant research on our part, but it will include as much information as we can reasonably provide. We do not provide a money-back guarantee, so there are no refunds.
So, I won't really research anything, but I'll just write whatever bullshit I can think of. If you don't like that, well, your $29 is in my pocket anyway, and I'm not giving it back.
Well readers, the vastly superior product is at www.askakorean.net. Come for the questions, and stay for the answers! Best of all, it will always be free.
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